4 daughters

[Elaine]

> There once was a farmer who had four daughters.
> He was in the habit of worrying about his daughters and always
answered
> the door with a shotgun.
>
> One night he hears a knock on his door and finds a young man
standing
there.
>
> The young man says:
>
> "My name is Freddy,
> I've come to pick up Betty.
> We're going out for spaghetti,
> I hope she is ready."
>
> The farmer thought that was cute so he let them go out. Pretty soon
> another knock on the door and another young man was there.
>
> He said
> "My name in Vance
> I've come for Nance.
> We're going to a dance,
> is she ready by chance?"
>
> Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go Soon another
knock
> on the door with yet another young man standing there.
>
> He said:
> "My name is Moe
> I'm here to get Flo.
> We're going to a show.
> Is she ready to go?"
>
> Once again the farmer thought it was cute and he let them go.
>
> Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing
there.
>
> He said:
> "My name is Chuck........
>
> The farmer shot him.
>
>

[Fran]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :-D

[alexgirl73]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!! Very good Elaine

[Mags]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: