A Cats Christrmas

[Elaine]

A CAT'S CHRISTMAS


'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.

[dandysmom]

He he he! :-D

[Moli]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Elaine..:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tom]

hahaha!!...

[Elaine]

:-D Thanx Mags:-D

[Tom]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Emma!:lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL Moli it was Elaine that posted it!! :lol: :lol: xx

[Tom]

:-D Thanx Mags:-D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mags]

:-D Thanx Mags:-D
Gosh Elaine, you answered even before I had replied!! :shock::-D

Brilliant Alex!! :-D

[Tom]

Haha Gosh Fran where do you find all there things to post in the games section???:-D :-D :-D

[Elaine]

Haha Gosh Fran where do you find all there things to post in the games section???:-D :-D :-D

Well Eileen, its like this, lots of friends, sending lots of emails:-D :-D :-D

[Mags]

Good job you have lots of friends then Kazz! :-D

[Tom]

Oooh i have lots of my friends send me stuff like this aswell, Az

[alexgirl73]

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I'm very easily confused you know. Like the poem though!

[Tom]

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I'm very easily confused you know. Like the poem though!

I think we all are Luke!!

[Mags]

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I'm very easily confused you know. Like the poem though!
Never mind Donna, we all get like that sometime :-D

[Fran]

:-D You are all crackers, great poem Smudgley :-D

[Tom]

You can talk, Het :shock:

[dandysmom]

Gosh, Alex, your friends have a good sense of humor .........:-D

[Mags]

That's what we need on here Luke! :-D

[Moli]

Think you lot have totally lost the plot!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Fran]

Think we all lost the plot a long time ago Dawn :-D

[Mags]

But do you know who you are?? :-D

[Moli]

I know for a fact I am................Jac!

[dandysmom]

I think we should all take a deep breath, go have a look in the mirror, and a nice cup of tea (or something stronger...! ) :-D

[Mags]

I think we should all take a deep breath, go have a look in the mirror, and a nice cup of tea (or something stronger...! ) :-D
Done ...... and sanity reigns again!! :-D

[Elaine]

Awww that was fun :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dandysmom]

It ws fun indeed....love it when we get all silly on here.....!!

[Donna]

What a strange thread!!