Elaine
15-10-2006, 08:38 PM
Cats in humor physics laws
Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Cat Magnetics
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Cat funny Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Strange Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Cat Magnetics
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Cat funny Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Strange Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.