bobbie3917
17-05-2006, 09:37 PM
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line . . . .
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms justcannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms justcannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.