dandysmom
14-04-2006, 02:20 AM
Guy is driving up the highway in California & is pulled over by a patrol car. Guy says, "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Oh no Sir, I have been following you for some time, and you are the recipient of our monthly Safe Driver Award, for $200.00! What will you do with it, Sir?" Driver: "Oh, I guess I'll get a driver's license." Woman in passenger seat: "Oh, pay no attention to him, Officer, he makes no sense when he's drunk!" Guy in the back seat says "I KNEW we'd get in trouble driving this stolen car!!" (Thumping noise from trunk): voice says: "Why are we stopping, are we across the border yet?!" .....tee-hee!!! :-D