Moli
03-02-2006, 09:45 PM
Whjen a man... volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of
>> events are put into motion. The routine is as follows:
>>
>> 1. The woman buys the food.
>>
>> 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
>>
>> 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
>> man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
>>
>> Here's the important part......
>>
>> 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>>
>> more routine...
>>
>> 5. The woman goes inside to organise the plates, cutlery and butter
>> the bread.
>>
>> 6. The woman comes out to tell the man the meat is burning. He thanks
>> her
>> and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
>> situation.
>>
>> Important again......
>>
>> 7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>>
>> more routine...
>>
>> 8. The woman puts the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces
>> and drinks on the table.
>>
>> 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>>
>> And most important of all:
>>
>> 10. EVERYONE PRAISES THE MAN AND THANKS HIM FOR HIS COOKING EFFORTS.
>>
>> 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off'. And, upon
>> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes there's just no pleasing some
>>
>> events are put into motion. The routine is as follows:
>>
>> 1. The woman buys the food.
>>
>> 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
>>
>> 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
>> man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
>>
>> Here's the important part......
>>
>> 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>>
>> more routine...
>>
>> 5. The woman goes inside to organise the plates, cutlery and butter
>> the bread.
>>
>> 6. The woman comes out to tell the man the meat is burning. He thanks
>> her
>> and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
>> situation.
>>
>> Important again......
>>
>> 7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>>
>> more routine...
>>
>> 8. The woman puts the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces
>> and drinks on the table.
>>
>> 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>>
>> And most important of all:
>>
>> 10. EVERYONE PRAISES THE MAN AND THANKS HIM FOR HIS COOKING EFFORTS.
>>
>> 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off'. And, upon
>> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes there's just no pleasing some
>>