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smudgley
29-01-2006, 03:59 PM
1-Why did the cat want to join the red cross?
Because he wanted to be a first aid kit.

2-What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had a litter of mittens.

3-What does a cat use to cross the road
A purrrdestrian crossing.

4-What did the cat say who had no money?
I'm paw.

dinahsmum
29-01-2006, 04:02 PM
Sweeeeet!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

LMC
29-01-2006, 04:02 PM
Love the first aid kit one :smt043

Mags
29-01-2006, 04:09 PM
Awwww very sweet Smudgley!

Ask your daughter if she knows where the cat keeps its money?
In a purrrrse!:lol:

Donna
29-01-2006, 05:01 PM
Great jokes Smudgely's daughter!!!

Jac
29-01-2006, 05:18 PM
:cat3 :cat3 :cat3 :cat3 :cat3

Fran
29-01-2006, 09:09 PM
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 Brilliant Smudgley's daughter!!!