CJK
25-01-2006, 10:13 AM
this is a bit of an old one, so I'm sure you've heard it...
A woman goes into a pet shop to buy a pet for he husband, who she has just discovered is having an affair
The shop owner shows her a parrot. She asks the shopkeeper " don't you have anything with a bit more...attitude?"
The shopkeeper replies "if you can afford it I have a very special animal, a one off"
He reaches under the counter and takes out a small box. INside the box is what looks like a huge pile of fur.
"that looks like a huge pile o fur" says the woman.
The shopkeeper tells the lady it is a furburger. "look, watch this" he says.
"furburger chair"
The furburger jumps up wizzes over to the chair, flies around it, and jumps back into it's box leaving a pile of sawdust".
Whatever word you give it in a command it destroys in seconds.
"oh wow I'll take it"
She takes it home. That night when her husband comes home from his 'office meeting' She gives him his gift.
He looks in and says " what the hell is that?"
"it's a furburger" replies his wife.
"FURBURGER MY ****" says the hubby!!!
A woman goes into a pet shop to buy a pet for he husband, who she has just discovered is having an affair
The shop owner shows her a parrot. She asks the shopkeeper " don't you have anything with a bit more...attitude?"
The shopkeeper replies "if you can afford it I have a very special animal, a one off"
He reaches under the counter and takes out a small box. INside the box is what looks like a huge pile of fur.
"that looks like a huge pile o fur" says the woman.
The shopkeeper tells the lady it is a furburger. "look, watch this" he says.
"furburger chair"
The furburger jumps up wizzes over to the chair, flies around it, and jumps back into it's box leaving a pile of sawdust".
Whatever word you give it in a command it destroys in seconds.
"oh wow I'll take it"
She takes it home. That night when her husband comes home from his 'office meeting' She gives him his gift.
He looks in and says " what the hell is that?"
"it's a furburger" replies his wife.
"FURBURGER MY ****" says the hubby!!!