dinahsmum
13-01-2006, 09:13 PM
Who needs a man?
If you want someone who will do anything to please you - get a dog
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports pages - get a dog
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he is so glad to see you - get a dog
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better - get a dog
Ifyou want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go - get a dog
If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around endangering you and all the neighbours - get a dog
If you want someone who never touches the remote,could'nt care less about Monday night football and watches soppy DVDs for as long as you want to - get a dog
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores - get a dog
If you want someone who never criticizes any thing you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look,acts as though every word you say is worth hearing,never complains and loves you all the time - get a dog
On the other hand.......
If you want someone who never comes when you call him,totally ignores you when you walk in the house,leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all nightand only comes home to eat and sleep all day and acts as though you are only there to see that he's happy......
GET A CAT
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If you want someone who will do anything to please you - get a dog
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports pages - get a dog
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he is so glad to see you - get a dog
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and never says his mother made it better - get a dog
Ifyou want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask and anywhere you want to go - get a dog
If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a lethal weapon around endangering you and all the neighbours - get a dog
If you want someone who never touches the remote,could'nt care less about Monday night football and watches soppy DVDs for as long as you want to - get a dog
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers and snores - get a dog
If you want someone who never criticizes any thing you do, doesn't care how good or bad you look,acts as though every word you say is worth hearing,never complains and loves you all the time - get a dog
On the other hand.......
If you want someone who never comes when you call him,totally ignores you when you walk in the house,leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all nightand only comes home to eat and sleep all day and acts as though you are only there to see that he's happy......
GET A CAT
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