suep
20-12-2005, 11:12 PM
Vodka and Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water 1 cup brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda 1 cup white sugar
1 tsp salt Lemon Juice
4 large eggs Nuts
1 bottle Vodka 1 can Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the Vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup, mix with a little Red Bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one tsp sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
9. Try another cup – just in case, turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick the fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticicity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next sssiffft 2 cups of salt. Or something…..who gives a shi****.
16. Throw a pinch of Red Bull over your shoulder.
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor.
18. Check the Vodka.
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar or whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cak tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don’t forget to beat off the turnerer.
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS.
Ingredients:
1 cup water 1 cup brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda 1 cup white sugar
1 tsp salt Lemon Juice
4 large eggs Nuts
1 bottle Vodka 1 can Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the Vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup, mix with a little Red Bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one tsp sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
9. Try another cup – just in case, turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick the fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticicity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next sssiffft 2 cups of salt. Or something…..who gives a shi****.
16. Throw a pinch of Red Bull over your shoulder.
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor.
18. Check the Vodka.
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar or whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cak tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don’t forget to beat off the turnerer.
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS.