dinahsmum
20-12-2005, 09:55 AM
Paddy and Mick were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the
elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it
classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment
pay. Mick was next and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel
fitter."
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week. When Paddy found out he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the
thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says:"Yep, diesel fitter"!
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elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it
classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment
pay. Mick was next and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel
fitter."
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week. When Paddy found out he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the
thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says:"Yep, diesel fitter"!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_59.gif