dinahsmum
02-12-2005, 02:07 PM
1."There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
2. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
3. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
4. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
5. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
6. "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
7. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
8. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
9. "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
10. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
11. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
12. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
13. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
14. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
15. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
16. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
17. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
18. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
19. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols
2. "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
3. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
4. "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
5. "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
6. "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
7. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
8. "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch
9. "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
10. "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous
11. "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
12. "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
13. "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
14. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
15. "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
16. "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
17. "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
18. "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
19. "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols