dinahsmum
24-11-2005, 10:09 PM
A duck walks into a pub and says 'Got any bread?'
'No' says the barman. 'This is a pub.'
The duck says'Got any bread?
'No!' says the barman. 'We don't do bread!'
The duck says 'Got any bread?
'For the last time, we don't do bread! You ask me that again and I'll nail your feet to the floor!' says the barman.
The duck pauses.....
'Got any nails?' says the duck.
'No!' says the barman
'Got any bread?'
:cat21
'No' says the barman. 'This is a pub.'
The duck says'Got any bread?
'No!' says the barman. 'We don't do bread!'
The duck says 'Got any bread?
'For the last time, we don't do bread! You ask me that again and I'll nail your feet to the floor!' says the barman.
The duck pauses.....
'Got any nails?' says the duck.
'No!' says the barman
'Got any bread?'
:cat21