dinahsmum
21-11-2005, 08:56 PM
1. You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you should'nt have said.
5 The main purpose of holding childrens' parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6 We childproof our homes but they are still getting in.
7. Last but not least some important advice; Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. :roll:
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you should'nt have said.
5 The main purpose of holding childrens' parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6 We childproof our homes but they are still getting in.
7. Last but not least some important advice; Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. :roll: