dinahsmum
14-11-2005, 01:45 PM
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of young schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit polos (lifesavers in the US) He gave all the children the same kind of sweet/candy and asked them to identify them by the colour and flavour.
The children began;
"Red...Cherry"
"Yellow..Lemon"
"Green...Lime"
"Orange..Orange"
Finally, the professor gave them all a Honey flavoured polo.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father".
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God!!!! - They're @rseholes!!"
The children began;
"Red...Cherry"
"Yellow..Lemon"
"Green...Lime"
"Orange..Orange"
Finally, the professor gave them all a Honey flavoured polo.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father".
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
"Oh My God!!!! - They're @rseholes!!"