Amadeus
29-10-2005, 11:12 PM
......You may well be offended. You have been warned........
Mr Bear and Mr Bunny met a fairy in the woods. The fairy offered them three wishes each.
Mr Bear said: "I wish that every bear in these woods would be female - except for me!" The fairy granted the wish.
Mr Bunny said: "I'd like a motorbike." The wish was granted and the fairy moved on to the second wish.
Mr Bear said: "I wish every bear in this country was female - except for me." The wish was granted.
Mr Bunny said: "I'd like a nice crash helmet." The fairy granted that wish too and moved on to the final wishes.
Mr Bear said: "I wish that every bear in the entire world was female - except for me." The fairy granted Mr Bear's final wish and then turned to Mr Bunny.
"Let me see," said Mr Bunny. "Yes, I know - I wish that Mr Bear was gay."
Mr Bear and Mr Bunny met a fairy in the woods. The fairy offered them three wishes each.
Mr Bear said: "I wish that every bear in these woods would be female - except for me!" The fairy granted the wish.
Mr Bunny said: "I'd like a motorbike." The wish was granted and the fairy moved on to the second wish.
Mr Bear said: "I wish every bear in this country was female - except for me." The wish was granted.
Mr Bunny said: "I'd like a nice crash helmet." The fairy granted that wish too and moved on to the final wishes.
Mr Bear said: "I wish that every bear in the entire world was female - except for me." The fairy granted Mr Bear's final wish and then turned to Mr Bunny.
"Let me see," said Mr Bunny. "Yes, I know - I wish that Mr Bear was gay."