dinahsmum
29-10-2005, 05:00 PM
A man comes home from work, sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looks a little puzzled, but brings him a beer. When he finishes it, he says, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a beer. When it's gone, he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?
The husband sighs. "****, it's started."
:cat21
She looks a little puzzled, but brings him a beer. When he finishes it, he says, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a beer. When it's gone, he says, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?
The husband sighs. "****, it's started."
:cat21