Amadeus
28-10-2005, 08:07 PM
The BBC Symphony Orchestra had a live concert at the Albert Hall last Friday night. There was a long queue.
Eventually two dogs and a cat reached the pay point. The cat asked for three tickets, but the person in the sales booth refused, saying animals could not be admitted to the Albert Hall.
The three protested that they were not animals, but in fact famous musicians.
The first dog said "I Bach".
The second dog said "I Offenbach".
The cat said "I Debussy".
Eventually two dogs and a cat reached the pay point. The cat asked for three tickets, but the person in the sales booth refused, saying animals could not be admitted to the Albert Hall.
The three protested that they were not animals, but in fact famous musicians.
The first dog said "I Bach".
The second dog said "I Offenbach".
The cat said "I Debussy".